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Which isn't a cool way to go out, dude: the liberals may pour a 40 for you after you die, but it ain't like they're going to get your name tattooed on them and shit, you know?

There's a thing in movies and shit called 'The Magic Negro', you can look it up on Wikipedia. A lot of times it's Morgan Freeman, but it can be any black actor in a movie who is the projection of dreams, and, like, is better than the white people. Even Whoopi Goldberg played one in 'Ghost', back when Demi Moore was hot and not a mutant, and Patrick Swayze was cool, even if he wasn't anywhere near 'Roadhouse' cool.

Anyway, all of this shit about John McCain makes me think of the Magic Negro, because, like, McCain is The Magic Republican: he's the Republican that people who don't like Republicans can point out and say "If more Republicans were like this i wouldn't hate all of them so much" -- you know, shit like that.

But blacks don't like The Magic Negro because they know what white people are really doing with that shit, and that's what the liberals do with McCain -- he would, like, be the savior to conservatives if they just would listen to him when he talks like someone who isn't a conservative.

I mean, I don't want to mean to the dude, he's dying and shit, but he really is kinda a Republican minstrel show for the liberals: he dances for them real nice, he's got that bojangly spirit that makes them applaud except when he actually does say something conservative, which he might do sometimes, I don't remember.

And, like, it's OK, dude, you don't have to be a conservative, be who you want to be. But when he tries to act like a conservative it seems like a white dude in blackface showing how black people REALLY are, and that sucks.

Because pimpin' ain't easy, and the most important thing you gotta know is whether you're the pimp or you are the one being pimped. And I think McCain thinks he's Big Pimpin', but he kinda looks like he's doing tricks for the liberals, and you know they think he's their bitch. Which isn't a cool way to go out, dude: the liberals may pour a 40 for you after you die, but it ain't like they're going to get your name tattooed on them and shit, you know?

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