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"You no hero, GI, you my Jane Fonda! You my Jane Fonda bitch!"

"Has anyone ever asked McCain if, like, when he was a prisoner of war, did any Viet Cong dude ever fuck him in the ass?"

I bet, if it happened, it went something like this:

"How you like war now, GI? How you like your war now, Big American Soldier Man?"

"Stop fucking me in the ass, Viet Cong Prison Guard dude!"

"I fuck you in the ass, GI! You bomb my people, and now I fuck you in the ass with the fury of a thousand napalm!"

"I'm a soldier! You fucking me in the ass is, like, against the Geneva Convention and shit."

"There is no protection for the Imperialist Mangy Dogs! I fuck you in the ass like mangy dog, Imperialist GI!"

"Please stop fucking me in the ass, Viet Cong Prison Guard dude!"

"You will not defeat the glorious revolution of the peoples! The revolution will not stop until all the Imperialist Mangy Dogs are fucked in the ass!"

"It hurts! Even though your cock is small compared to that of an American, this hurts!"

"Oh! American Imperialists all think it is about the size of the Big American Cock! You no hero, GI, you my Jane Fonda! You my Jane Fonda bitch!"

"Noooooo!"

"Say it, round-eye! say you are my Jane Fonda bitch!"

"I'll never say it! You will never break the spirit of a true American dude!"

"No? I will keep fucking you in the ass until you say it! I have the spirit of one thousand hundred Vietnamese warriors of the people! I will fuck you in the ass for one thousand hundred days and nights!"

"Okay! Okay! I'm your Jane Fonda bitch! I'm your Jane Fonda bitch!"

"Ah, you Americans are so weak! I am done now fucking you in the ass, Jane Fonda bitch!"

"Thank God..."

"Do not thank your God yet, round-eye! I am done fucking you in the ass, but now I go to get the next horny Viet Cong Prison Guard dude. Your ass is not done yet..."

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