I mean, most of the time the cattle prods are like a metaphor and shit, but sometimes you need a real cattle prod to make your shit obvious.
"our favorite characters are unrelentingly tortured — electrocuted with cattle prods, kicked, threatened with dogs, chained to a gas stove and burned, left alive on a gallows covered with urine."
This does kinda sound like harsh shit, but it's, like, a corollary of Internet Rule 34: if it's on video and involves a chick, some dude somewhere will masturbate to it. It's just how media works, if it can't get chicks outraged and dudes masturbating then it isn't doing the job.
But "The Handmaid’s Tale" is, like, for chicks to masturbate their feminist clit. Because a lot of chicks feel the most represented in art when they are a victim, like, getting electrocuted with cattle prods. I mean, most of the time the cattle prods are like a metaphor and shit, but sometimes you need a real cattle prod to make your shit obvious.
It's kinda like how chicks get Oscars for portraying hookers: because all chicks are hookers and being electrocuted by cattle prods in a patriarchal society. Like, can you even imagine a chick ever inventing the cattle prod? Chicks don't think that way, unless they're trying to think like a dude who would need a device on a stick to electrocute chicks.
Like, chicks think they're being debased in that kind of Hollywood shit, but it's a chick on the screen being debased, and she took the job, so how bad could it be? Because if it's a chick being debased for the right reason then it's art, because it's depicting how they see themselves in the world, the world is full of dudes just looking to debase them, when most dudes, they're just not that into you, okay?
This does kinda sound like harsh shit, but it's, like, a corollary of Internet Rule 34: if it's on video and involves a chick, some dude somewhere will masturbate to it. It's just how media works, if it can't get chicks outraged and dudes masturbating then it isn't doing the job.
But "The Handmaid’s Tale" is, like, for chicks to masturbate their feminist clit. Because a lot of chicks feel the most represented in art when they are a victim, like, getting electrocuted with cattle prods. I mean, most of the time the cattle prods are like a metaphor and shit, but sometimes you need a real cattle prod to make your shit obvious.
It's kinda like how chicks get Oscars for portraying hookers: because all chicks are hookers and being electrocuted by cattle prods in a patriarchal society. Like, can you even imagine a chick ever inventing the cattle prod? Chicks don't think that way, unless they're trying to think like a dude who would need a device on a stick to electrocute chicks.
Like, chicks think they're being debased in that kind of Hollywood shit, but it's a chick on the screen being debased, and she took the job, so how bad could it be? Because if it's a chick being debased for the right reason then it's art, because it's depicting how they see themselves in the world, the world is full of dudes just looking to debase them, when most dudes, they're just not that into you, okay?
It’s all displacement of their fear of fundamentalist Islam onto a more acceptable target of rage, white men. (Ooops, sorry for the racist comment.)
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