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He's gotta have a lot of suppressed anger, because he's spent the rest of his life being afraid to say, yes, I got fucked in the ass in Viet Nam, and it sucked.

Has anyone ever asked McCain if, like, when he was a prisoner of war, did any Viet Cong dude ever fuck him in the ass?

Because that kind of shit happens to prisoners of war, I think. And I bet a Viet Cong dude would all be like, hey, I'm fucking an American soldier in the ass and shit. And not even because the Viet Cong dude's gay, just because he can do it, you know?

Like, in prison men fuck other men in the ass all the time, but that doesn't mean they're gay, it's just different in prison, it's about establishing dominance, I think. And what could make a Viet Cong dude feel more dominant over evil America than fucking an American soldier in the ass?

And McCain probably went over there thinking he'd be like a hero and shit, and instead he's getting fucked in the ass by a little Viet Cong dude, the little Viet Cong dude is fucking him and saying shit in Vietnamese, and McCain doesn't even know what the dude is saying, he just knows he's getting fucked in the ass.

So when he gets back to America, he's not like the same dude anymore, right? He's got this secret, and the secret, like, eats at his insides and shit. Maybe he even wakes up screaming in the middle of the night sometimes, like, yelling all "Stop fucking me in the ass! Stop fucking me in the ass!" And that's gotta suck.

Anyway, that could fuck a guy up, and it might then explain things about how McCain acts, because he's now got trust issues and shit. And a lot of suppressed anger: he's gotta have a lot of suppressed anger, because he's spent the rest of his life being afraid to say, yes, I got fucked in the ass in Viet Nam, and it sucked. And now he's dying, and it's like: just go ahead and say it, dude, it's OK. Just because you were fucked in the ass in Viet Nam doesn't mean that you're still not, like, a real American and shit.

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