Shit, I was just thinking about chicks' eyelashes recently and then here it is as a subject on Althouse, it's funny how that shit works out. Like, there's the internet we read, and then there's the internet in our minds -- shit like that.
Anyway, here is the chick who got me thinking about eyelashes: the foto at a clickbait site, but the foto is, like, good and shit, it's okay.
I mean, she's a cute chick, and I can say that without being creepy and shit because she's eighteen, I think. And those eyelashes are pretty sweet, even if they're fake and shit, because they get the demure coquettish thing going on with her downward gaze and smile. I think I may have mentioned it before, but I like the photos best where a chick isn't trying to make eye contact with you through the camera, that shit makes me agitated and shit, so that's good, too.
And I read where she liked the dress because it was modest, which is cool, but modest must mean something different to kids these days, even when they're in Utah, because that dress is hugging pretty tight on that ass, and that slit on the side rocks. But I think she means modest because it doesn't make a big deal about her tits, so I get that.
As far as the dude who was saying it was culturally inappropriate for her to be wearing the dress because it's Chinese and shit: like, the fucking iPhone you're tweeting that shit on was made in China, which I was going to then develop into a point, but it isn't worth the time because, like, dude: you're a dick.
Anyway, here is the chick who got me thinking about eyelashes: the foto at a clickbait site, but the foto is, like, good and shit, it's okay.
I mean, she's a cute chick, and I can say that without being creepy and shit because she's eighteen, I think. And those eyelashes are pretty sweet, even if they're fake and shit, because they get the demure coquettish thing going on with her downward gaze and smile. I think I may have mentioned it before, but I like the photos best where a chick isn't trying to make eye contact with you through the camera, that shit makes me agitated and shit, so that's good, too.
And I read where she liked the dress because it was modest, which is cool, but modest must mean something different to kids these days, even when they're in Utah, because that dress is hugging pretty tight on that ass, and that slit on the side rocks. But I think she means modest because it doesn't make a big deal about her tits, so I get that.
As far as the dude who was saying it was culturally inappropriate for her to be wearing the dress because it's Chinese and shit: like, the fucking iPhone you're tweeting that shit on was made in China, which I was going to then develop into a point, but it isn't worth the time because, like, dude: you're a dick.
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