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Some of them get into that weird-ass Japanese tentacle shit, which is pretty weird-ass, I think, but a lot of people like it I guess, so who am I to say.

On 4chan you can see a lot of pictures of Asian chicks with their hair dyed all different colors, it's pretty nice. And it's a pretty good place for them to be seen: a lot of dudes on 4chan have a thing for anime, so they like the Japanese chicks, even if most of the cute anime-looking Japanese chicks aren't posting pictures of themselves spreading their ass cheeks and showing their assholes.

But there are anime cartoons of anime chicks doing that, so that is good, and some of them get into that weird-ass Japanese tentacle shit, which is pretty weird-ass, I think, but a lot of people like it I guess, so who am I to say.

So I was reading around on the Internet, and I came across this:

"Anime Hair Colors: Do They Carry Any Significant Meaning In Japanese Culture?"

And it has, like, the following:

"Keep in mind that anime follows a complex visual language, where seemingly innocuous elements carry deeper meaning. And hair color is among the first and foremost, especially when dealing with female characters.

Meaning, in most cases, the color of an anime character’s hair does not reflect some natural hair color or a racial stereotype – instead, it is supposed to be a hint towards their personality and their role in the plot...

Yellow hair: The most widespread meaning is simply “someone special”. This holds especially true for shoujo (for girls) manga/anime titles, where you can pretty safely bet that the most important female lead will be blonde...

Blue hair: ...typically signifies a quiet, soft-spoken, intellectual, sometimes even introverted character – albeit often one with a surprisingly strong will. In addition, such characters tend to get portrayed as refined, tradition-oriented and feminine, quite often even as examples of the Yamato Nadeshiko ideal.

Red hair: …strongly suggests a tomboyish, inconsiderate, loud, often headstrong, “leader” archetype. This character will often charge ahead and/or speak her mind without holding back. In the extreme case, this behavior will go all the way to the point of acting rash or even stupid...

Pink hair: Originally, this color was rare, and reserved for a select few childlike characters. But then… the moe phenomenon happened. And made this color the industry standard for dozens of “cutesy-moe-female-leads”. Today pink hair is pretty much everywhere… yet some of the attributes have carried over. Even today, pink characters still tend to be not very bright, somewhat innocent, naive – and often idealistic to the point of being silly..."

And I think this is pretty true, at least for the shit I see on 4chan. And now that I think about it, a lot of the cartoon anime chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their assholes have pink hair, so it's not just hot, but it has meaning too and shit. I guess I like smart shit about dumb things, I don't know, maybe it's just me.

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