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Some of it could be seen as a spirited discussion of the philosophical similarities and differences between being a prostitute and being a porn star.

I'm checking out 4chan like I normally do, seeing what crazy shit people are up to, and of course there is a lot about Stormy Daniels, and some of it is pretty funny. Some of it could be seen as a spirited discussion of the philosophical similarities and differences between being a prostitute and being a porn star, and some of it is just pictures of chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their asshole. So it is kinda like an Althouse comment thread, except with pictures of chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their asshole.

Some of the 4chan commenters express the opinion that all sex with women is essentially a transaction involving money in one way or another. Mostly by calling women whore, pretty much. Which I think is a little overboard, but if 4chan wasn't overboard you wouldn't have anime cartoons of women being fucked by tentacles and you wouldn't have pictures of chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their asshole, so you take the good with the bad.

And taking the good with the bad happens when reading Althouse comments, so that pretty much happens everywhere, just not with pictures of chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their asshole.

But after I left 4chan and went to the earlier post on Stormy here at Althouse it hit me: I've seen the asshole of a woman who had sex with the President of the United States. I mean, maybe one of Bill Clinton's women had nude pictures out there, but I bet at most it was hairy 90s bush, not pictures of her asshole.

Like, could you even picture that happening with John Kennedy? Like you could see a picture of his head being blown apart in Dallas AND a picture of Jackie's asshole? It's hard to imagine, I know.

But you can watch videos of Stormy being fucked in the ass by black men with big black cocks. And it doesn't even cost you any money, you can see it for free. I bet if there WAS a picture of Jackie Kennedy's asshole you would've had to pay a lot of money to see it. Especially in the 60s.

I mean, maybe there is some video that shows Michelle Obama being fucked in the ass by Barack with his black cock, but she's black too, so it doesn't have the interracial thing going for it, which some people find hot and shit. And I bet there are more gay men that would want to see a picture of Barack's asshole than straight men that want to see a picture of Michelle's asshole, but I'm just guessing there, really.

So I've seen the asshole of a woman who had sex with the President of the United States, which is pretty cool. But I think it's just the idea that is cool, because Stormy Daniels' asshole looks pretty much like most girls' assholes in pictures of them spreading their ass cheeks. Maybe there are pictures of Anderson Cooper's asshole out there on the internet, and people just don't know it's him. I wouldn't be that surprised, really.

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