Some of the evidence gets me thinking maybe she might really be a dude, but then in some of the evidence I think she's hot, so it's conflicting.

I've read a bit about Nasim Aghdam today, because it's never too early to see where the conspiracy theories are going. And there's all the shit about Muslims you would expect, which means there's shit about the Jews, too, which you'd also suspect. But it doesn't seem like people have their hearts in those; maybe they're too generic and shit now, like if you made a conspiracy out of connecting conspiracy words on little refrigerator magnets.

So I'm on 4chan, and of course there are Muslim and Jew conspiracies there, but there's another conspiracy theory that's trending real hard, and that is that Nasim Aghdam was a dude who became a chick.

There's a lot of analyzing of photos, comparing hip-to-shoulders proportions, finger lengths, and chick dance moves versus dude dance moves, and she does kinda dance like a dude, but maybe all Iranian chicks dance like dudes, which wouldn't prove that all Iranian women are transsexual, right?

Some of the evidence gets me thinking maybe she might really be a dude, but then in some of the evidence I think she's hot, so it's conflicting. And no nude photos have shown up yet that seem legit, just her face superimposed on naked chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their assholes, like normal.

But what if she WAS a dude who became a chick? Would that prove that women are capable of mass-murder shootings too, or would her shooting spree indicate that she was still a dude inside after all, because it's dudes who do the mass-shooting shit?

Which would then mean the whole transsexual-identity thing is bullshit, because even though she called herself a chick she still tried to shoot people like a dude, so she really didn't become a woman just by saying she was a woman, because women don't shoot shit up. But maybe it's just American women who don't shoot shit up, and Iranian chicks do; I don't know, I'm asking.

And if she was a chick who was originally a dude, would the media report that, or would they try to hide it so people don't hate on the dude-chicks? It seems like it would be hard to keep this hidden, but then the media does do shit like that, and if you think she's a chick who was a dude they'll just act like you're some crazy conspiracy asshole, rather than that they are lying piles of loose shit in a McDonald's toilet.

But I keep looking at her pictures, and sometimes I think she's a dude and sometimes I think she's hot. And she does kinda dance like a dude. But then maybe she is part of a conspiracy to make men question their sexual orientation, like MSNBC using Rachel Maddow. I bet Rachel Maddow dances like a dude, too.