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Or maybe she's realized that why she doesn't like a lot of men is that she's really a lesbian, and she's, like, happy and shit about that.

I was thinking about that 4chan poetry chick I mentioned before, and I found another one of her poems.

I can choose

not to be here

and I can choose

not to be with you

because

I am my own magic

and I can choose

to make you

disappear

rabbit boy


I kinda like that one, too, but it makes me think she maybe listens to The Cure too much.

But, like I mentioned before, she disappeared from the 4chan boards. Which happens a lot, but sometimes you wonder where these people went.

Like, does she have a new boyfriend now, and she's like happy and shit, so she's not writing poetry? Because I bet it's hard to write poetry when you're happy, I think, because poetry is how you tell people the world sucks.

Or maybe she's realized that why she doesn't like a lot of men is that she's really a lesbian, and she's, like, happy and shit about that. But if she was a lesbian I would think she would still write poetry, but there'd be more poems that talk about her vagina.

Then maybe she just gave up on 4chan because she was tired of dudes asking her for pictures of her spreading her ass cheeks and showing her asshole: if I was a chick that would probably suck, unless you really wanted to show pictures of yourself spreading your ass cheeks and showing your asshole, and I don't think many poetry chicks like doing that shit.

And of course, maybe she died, like in a car crash or some shit like that. I bet that happens a lot on the internet, but I think that pretty much happens to old people. And there aren't many old chicks on 4chan writing poetry, I think. I know I wouldn't want to read any poems my grandmother wrote about her vagina. But she's dead, so I guess I don't have to worry about that.

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