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Now they're saying there isn't a Hell, but what if another Pope comes along and says, hey, there is a Hell now again, sorry for the confusion.

I'm checking out 4chan like I normally do, seeing what crazy shit people are up to. And there's the usual crazy shit. So I catch up on some crazy shit, then come to check out Althouse. And I see there is a post on the Pope and Hell and there are comments about the Pope and Hell and cats and communists, and, like, there's some crazy shit here, too.

I think I understand the point that Althouse is making, but that makes me think I don't really understand it. Because she thinks at a real high level, and my mental Legos are missing some of those bricks. I pretty much just make Monster Trucks.

And that makes me think of God and Heaven and Hell. Because I don't think I can understand what Heaven or Hell really is, my brain just isn't big enough to figure that shit out. So when I think about God and Heaven and Hell it's like when I'm reading Althouse: I think I understand what I'm thinking, but that makes me think I don't really understand it at all.

And then some of the commenters start talking about things that make me confused about what I thought I was confused about. They're talking Important Shit Stuff, and I'm just kinda thinking about the chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their assholes on 4chan, and if they are going to Hell for that. If there is a Hell.

Because it would suck if some chick went to Hell for spreading her ass cheeks and showing her asshole on the internet and now she's in the same place as, like, Hitler. And Charlie Manson. That seems a little harsh. Because God made us naked, and that includes the asshole, people.

But the Pope doesn't talk about shit like that. Or maybe he does, but it's like in metaphors and shit, and if he is talking about that shit in metaphors then I'm not really getting it. Just say it, dude.

Like this whole Hell thing. Now they're saying there isn't a Hell, but what if another Pope comes along and says, hey, there is a Hell now again, sorry for the confusion. Is it like killing someone and getting the death penalty, but then they take down the death penalty so now you're good, but then they go and bring the death penalty back again and you don't know if it still, like, applies to you or not? That's messed up, even if you did kill somebody.

But maybe the death penalty isn't so bad if there was no Hell. Because before they'd strap you down and kill you and shit, and you knew that, right after they killed you, you were going to Hell, so it sucked all around. But now they kill you and you don't have to go to Hell, because there is no Hell, so it isn't as bad, you're just dead.

But I'm not going to go kill someone just because there's no Hell anymore, so I think that kinda balances me out for looking at chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their asshole on 4chan. And I'm glad those chicks aren't going to Hell, either, because like I said, I think that would've been harsh.

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