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Not that I have a particular thing about Japanese girls getting fucked by tentacles, I think it's the Japanese guys who dig that shit.

I've been thinking about this more, and the fact that I've never masturbated to a naked picture of a dwarf chick maybe means I'm a bad person, maybe. Like, I'm discriminating against dwarf chicks by not filling a sock about them and shit.

But if I make a conscious decision to jerk off to a picture of a naked dwarf chick spreading her ass cheeks and showing her asshole, I would think that means I'm picking her out just for her size, and then that maybe means I'm a bad person, too, because I'm, like, objectifying her and shit. This all gets confusing.

I don't think I'm racist when I masturbate though, because I have filled a lot of socks over Japanese chicks dressed in that Japanese schoolgirl shit, and I got off just fine, I don't think that racism, like, affected me shooting my load and shit. I mean, the Japanese chicks weren't even being fucked by tentacles or anything, not that I have a particular thing about Japanese chicks getting fucked by tentacles, I think it's the Japanese guys who dig that shit.

But then I'm also thinking that I don't masturbate to gay porn, and now maybe that means I'm all homophobic or shit. And I haven't jerked off to any she-males, at least that I know of, and I think I'd notice if there were, like, balls under their asshole while they're spreading their ass cheeks. And I think that probably would affect me shooting my load, so I guess then if that makes me a hater then I'm a hater.

Because if the porn has a Japanese she-male dressed in that Japanese schoolgirl shit and the she-male dude is getting fucked by a gay tentacle then I'm still not watching, no offense to those who get off on that particular shit.

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