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Maybe he couldn't draw tits well, I don't know, but I think he was just trying to be classy and shit.

I guess I get it, not every chick can have eyebrows like Nasim Najafi Aghdam, but the microbladed chicks always look funny to me, because you can't tell what facial expression they really have, sometimes it seems the eyebrows are doing one thing and the rest of their face is doing another.

I remember my grandfather used to have these framed posters in his condo by some 80s dude named Nagel, and this Nagel dude drew these 80s chicks who always had these, like, 80s eyebrows, and that's what I think of when I see these chicks with the eyebrow tattoos, I think of those framed posters in my grandfather's condo.

The pictures seemed really sexy back then, even though you didn't see, like, tits or anything. Maybe he couldn't draw tits well, I don't know, but I think he was just trying to be classy and shit. But the chicks definitely look 80s. The chicks in 80s copies of Playboy looked 80s, too, but it was a different kind of 80s look, they had, like, bigger hair, and didn't look like Zoolander as much.

There's a guy on 4chan who scans pages from old 80s porn magazines like Swank and High Society and shit. And even in the 80s some of these chicks were spreading their ass cheeks and showing their assholes, but I think it was only models in magazines, regular chicks didn't do this shit yet, it was before the internet.

Anyway, these chicks tattooing their eyebrows, I wonder if in the future they'll look like 80s chicks look to us now. Because it'll be weird, seeing grandmas going around with tattooed eyebrows, pretending like they never posted pictures of themselves spreading their ass cheeks and showing their assholes on the internet.

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