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Lots of Nazi imagery, and photos of naked girls spreading their ass cheeks.

I'm checking out 4chan like I normally do, seeing what crazy shit people are up to. And people are going batshit over the gun control marches. Lots of Nazi imagery, and photos of naked girls spreading their ass cheeks. I don't think the photos of naked girls spreading their ass cheeks really had anything to do with the marches, but those kinda photos seem to pop up on a lot of threads.

Anyway, after awhile I come back to Althouse and catch up on the posts. And I see the post on the gun control marches, and I read the comments. And it is pretty much more batshit than some of the 4chan stuff. But not as funny, and no pictures of naked girls spreading their ass cheeks.

So I go back to 4chan, and as I'm skimming through Nazi imagery and photos of naked girls spreading their ass cheeks, it occurs to me: did you ever notice that the boys who had sex with their teachers never went on to shoot up the school and shit?

And the answer is pretty obvious, right? If a boy is banging his hot teacher he isn't thinking about shooting up the school, because life is pretty good. So I wonder if one of Nikolas Cruz's teachers had just given the dude a hummer maybe that shooting shit wouldn't have gone down.

Like maybe a teacher in, like, Florida or Arkansas does a little DVDA after class and now there are four boys who aren't gonna shoot up the school, and that's a start.

And some of those commenters in the Althouse thread -- maybe if they had banged a teacher doggie-style in high school they would be a lot more mellow now. Because a lot of them seem real angry. There are real angry people on 4chan too, but at least 4chan has pictures of naked girls spreading their ass cheeks. Maybe Althouse should think about that.

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