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Like I said, no one has said he is a child molester, I'm just saying he's a lot like a child molester I saw in a movie once.

There was a movie I saw a few years back called 'Happiness' I think. And no one was really happy in that movie, so I think the name was ironic, at least in the way that Alanis Morrisette used it, maybe.

In the movie there's this creepy father dude who is a child molester. I mean, all child molesters are creepy, I get it, but he wasn't creepy in a John Wayne Gacy way, he was a quiet kind of creepy, which sometimes is creepier.

Anyway, he bangs his young son's friend, and the son finds out, and now the son is sad because he wonders why his dad would choose to bang his friend instead of him, like maybe he loved his friend better. And this makes the dad sad and shit, that he hurt his son by banging his friend in the ass.

And Comey reminds me of the father dude. Not that he is a child molester, maybe, because no one has said that yet, but he's creepy in the same passive sensitive-bitch way.

So Comey starts talking about his feelings and the law and shit, and he's talking about this shit in the same way the creepy quiet father dude looked at small boys. Like, the people who think he's wrong just don't understand his kind of love. Because he loves the FBI in a way that's pure and innocent, like a young boy is, and people just don't get it and make judgments about him and shit.

But it's like, dude, maybe you're loving the FBI in a wrong way. Maybe you think you're doing it out of love and shit, but you're still banging a young boy in the ass. I mean this like a metaphor -- like I said, no one has said he is a child molester, I'm just saying he's a lot like a child molester I saw in a movie once.

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