It's like when they put accents and umlauts and hats and shit on top of letters -- they're not even that letter anymore, they're a letter with a fucking hat.

The quote says "there are, in fact, almost two trillion ways to lace a shoe with six pairs of eyelets," which sounds pretty wrong to me, but I guess if you have a long enough shoelace maybe the math adds up. Because if the shoelace is endless then you get into all that infinity shit where math doesn't even have to add up right.

I mean, they say Pi doesn't have an end decimal, it just keeps going and going. But if a number doesn't end then how can it really be a number? Because, like, the number 'two' is the answer to 'one plus one', but what two numbers even add up to Pi? See what I mean?

It's bullshit calling it a number. It's like when they put accents and umlauts and hats and shit on top of letters -- they're not even that letter anymore, they're a letter with a fucking hat. So maybe Pi is just a number three with, like, an accent or umlaut or hat or shit, that would at least make more sense.

I have a hard time trying to understand infinity shit, because if something doesn't have a beginning or an end then we should have all kinds of infinity shit just lying around everywhere, because it's always been there and it will never go away, right? I mean, we should practically be tripping all over that shit.

But, like, even rocks erode. But then even that gets weird, because if all rocks erode, then all rocks are only getting smaller, so where do big rocks come from now? I mean, eventually we'd be all out of big rocks, but there still are plenty around.

And that would mean in ancient times the rocks were a lot larger. Which makes a lot of things make more sense, really. Like, when David killed Goliath with a rock, that rock was probably a lot bigger than the rocks we have now, so it makes sense that it would kill a giant. In the future when all rocks are a lot smaller that shit gets more difficult.