The whole Stormy Daniels thing makes me think of porn stars. I mean, I know Stormy is a porn star, but I mean porn stars in general. Some of them get hot for awhile, but then people move on to fresher faces with different holes. So the porn star gets more desperate to keep her fan base happy, and where watching her just give a blow-job was once enough, now she is having to be more and more gonzo to attract attention.
But after you've done rough gang bangs and double anal, what is left for you to do? And when that happens, the fans who loved you as a fresh face with different holes start to turn away, because you're looking desperate and shit, which no one wants to look at, really. Because they imagined fucking you, but not fucking you in the ass while another dude's dick is already in there.
So, basically, the media has already done their double anal with Stormy, and they're moving on to fresh faces with different holes. It's like -- hey! Stormy! -- 60 Minutes was the money shot, okay? No one sticks around to watch porn after the money shot. I mean, that's where the video usually ends, for a reason.
And, while fucking the dude who became President is cool and all, a lot of porn fans probably like Trump, and see you as part of the ones trying to take him down. So you're pissing off half your fans, or maybe even two-thirds, I don't know the numbers but I bet a lot of the guys who voted for Trump watch porn. And not the hipster porn -- I'm talking old school, with blondes with big tits and not a lot of that tattoo shit.
So now when she's doing her strip club tour, maybe not as many people show up. And the media won't be there, either, and they didn't even shove money in your g-string in the first place. And the Hillary voters who do watch porn ain't coming by, because they like that organic free-range hipster porn shit. And the next chick on stage, you don't have to think politics when she's on, you can just watch her spread her ass cheeks and show her asshole and it doesn't have anything to do with, like, North Korea and shit.
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But after you've done rough gang bangs and double anal, what is left for you to do? And when that happens, the fans who loved you as a fresh face with different holes start to turn away, because you're looking desperate and shit, which no one wants to look at, really. Because they imagined fucking you, but not fucking you in the ass while another dude's dick is already in there.
So, basically, the media has already done their double anal with Stormy, and they're moving on to fresh faces with different holes. It's like -- hey! Stormy! -- 60 Minutes was the money shot, okay? No one sticks around to watch porn after the money shot. I mean, that's where the video usually ends, for a reason.
And, while fucking the dude who became President is cool and all, a lot of porn fans probably like Trump, and see you as part of the ones trying to take him down. So you're pissing off half your fans, or maybe even two-thirds, I don't know the numbers but I bet a lot of the guys who voted for Trump watch porn. And not the hipster porn -- I'm talking old school, with blondes with big tits and not a lot of that tattoo shit.
So now when she's doing her strip club tour, maybe not as many people show up. And the media won't be there, either, and they didn't even shove money in your g-string in the first place. And the Hillary voters who do watch porn ain't coming by, because they like that organic free-range hipster porn shit. And the next chick on stage, you don't have to think politics when she's on, you can just watch her spread her ass cheeks and show her asshole and it doesn't have anything to do with, like, North Korea and shit.
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Ahhhhh....Mr Spatula has found another bowl to scrape. Excellent!
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Maybe Stormy can reinvent herself as a girl named Laura and do a Girlsdoporn as a nursing student just trying to make the rent.
- Krumhorn
Her seven minutes is up!
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