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In Thunderdome it don't matter if you're white or black, or like, the other colors, because in Thunderdome you just bring your best shit and get it on.

People talk about 4chan being racist sometimes, and it is, people talk shit then other people talk shit about the people talking shit, which is pretty much America, I think.

But then you read the shit on smart-people websites where people are supposed to be smarter than that, and it's even more racist I think, because they just don't come out and say it, they couch it in, like, Woke shit and make it sound smart.

Like, there may be a picture of a white chick spreading her ass cheeks and showing her asshole, and a dude might comment that he's black but he sure loves them white women showing their assholes. And then people will try to jump his shit, saying he shouldn't be looking at the white chicks that way, then their shit gets jumped because black dudes can look at any nude chick's asshole that they want, it's in the Constitution now.

But on the smart websites people say that black people can only like certain things, or then, like, they're not black anymore, they're just assholes and wrong. And that's fucked up. When you're so not racist that you end up being racist again I guess you don't even see it coming.

In Thunderdome it don't matter if you're white or black, or like, the other colors, because in Thunderdome you just bring your best shit and get it on. But people all act like Thunderdome is a bad thing, when Thunderdome is happening all around us, people, you don't even see it until someone is jumping your shit and fucking up your YouTube and Twitter and Facebook and shit. Just because they're, like, Zuckerberg and rich doesn't mean you can't go Thunderdome on their ass.

Because you might not have the biggest cock, but it'll seem pretty big to them when you're shoving it up their ass.

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