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I'm just saying you maybe need to see if you can be the one to break the cycle, okay?

"By the way, the Trump family attorneys have stated in writing that Barron Trump is not autistic. And I know nothing more than that. Only what Harder wrote."

Wow, dude. You thought this was worth writing, so you wrote it, and then you hit Publish so other people could see what you wrote.

And you drag a dude's kid into snarky passive-aggressive innuendo bullshit, and no doubt if you are called on it you'll just say some shit like "I'm only saying what the dude's lawyer said."

Fuck, dude: were you, like, molested as a kid? Because your anger seems like the kind that comes from shame and doubt. And by feeling only anger you're not allowing yourself to be afraid or lonely or shit, which isn't healthy. It probably even causes cancer testicles, I bet.

So now you figure small boys are fair game for shit, because no one was there to protect you when you needed it, and you resent those who get to grow up free of that pain: I get it.

But dude: you are not responsible for the abuse you experienced. And being fucked in the ass as a child doesn't make you less of a man, it doesn't make you weak, or, like, a chick.

And you're probably afraid that you will experience more shame if you were to actually talk about it, which is fucked up, you should be able to say what happened to you, like, in the bowling alley bathroom or whatever, I don't know your details.

I'm just saying you maybe need to see if you can be the one to break the cycle, okay? Because you're not a child being fucked in the ass by an old dude anymore, you're an adult who's being fucked in the ass by pain.

So I'm sorry if you were abused and shit as a child, because that sucks. But if you really weren't fucked in the ass as a kid then you really have no good reason to be such a fucking asshole.

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  1. JaqApril 17, 2018 at 2:43 PM

    I like how you always try to see the best in people.

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  2. the 4chan Guy who reads AlthouseApril 17, 2018 at 8:09 PM

    I try, I try real hard. Because even most of the people who suck don't, like, suck all the time.

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