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I was pretty good at math, except I could never get straight if zero was a real number or not.

I'm checking out 4chan like I normally do, seeing what crazy shit people are up to. So, yes: there's crazy shit, but then I head back to Althouse and I read the following:

"Where sex is not an even sex-for-sex exchange, it's either on the prostitution spectrum or the rape spectrum."

And I gotta say, that's a pretty 4chan thing to say. Unless it means something other than what I think I'm reading, and that happens sometimes when I read Althouse, I don't even realize that I should probably be confused because I think I understand it all right.

I'm thinking this is kinda like math, so I'm trying to figure out if these two spectrums are separate, or if they are an x-axis/y-axis kinda thing. Like the hot/crazy matrix. Because I think if you combined the hot/crazy matrix with the prostitution/rape matrix you pretty much have all sex covered.

Or at least all straight sex covered. Maybe gay guys have this matrix, too, but it seems like it mostly applies to chicks. Like I said, it's pretty much a 4chan view of things, really. And when you have pictures on 4chan of chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their asshole you can kinda figure out where they are on the hot/crazy/prostitution/rape matrix.

But even just the hot/crazy thing can get difficult. Because you could see some chick that's hot, but then you find out she's really a dude, so you think, she's not hot, she's crazy, but that kinda seems unfair. But what if you find out that she's a dude only after her cock slips in your ass: is that rape? I mean, even if the chick-dude is a prostitute?

So the hot/crazy/prostitution/rape matrix would be useful there, even if I can't quite figure out where to put that one on the graph. But maybe Althouse was making a different point, and I just didn't get it. I like this spectrum shit, though: I was pretty good at math, except I could never get straight if zero was a real number or not.

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