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I realize there wasn't an Internet when the Soviet Union was around, but I bet their internet would've sucked back then.

I'm checking out 4chan like I normally do, seeing what crazy shit people are up to. And people are doing crazy shit, which is kinda reassuring actually: if people all of a sudden stopped posting crazy shit it would probably mean something real bad was coming up.

Because people use the internet to vent and let out their demons in a way that would get them arrested if they did that shit for real. I don't mean the pictures of chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their assholes, I don't think you can get arrested for that shit anymore, I mean the crazy angry shit. Maybe the chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their assholes are, like, angry at their parents or boyfriends or something, but that's different.

Then I click on some Althouse posts because it can't be 4chan all the time, that's not healthy I think, but then some of the commenters seem angry, too. And I think these Althouse people are a lot more mature than most of the people on 4chan, because most of the people who comment on Althouse seem old, but when people get angry it all kinda runs together.

I'm not saying these people on Althouse should be looking at pictures of chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their assholes, but maybe it would help them put things in perspective. Because I bet in the Soviet Union you couldn't show pictures of chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their assholes, you'd probably be sent to Siberia or some shit like that.

I realize there wasn't an Internet when the Soviet Union was around, but I bet their internet would've sucked back then. Everything you did would have people watching. I mean, I guess it would kinda be like Facebook is now, but it would've probably been worse, I'm just not sure how exactly.

But I bet in the Soviet Union they would've crushed an Althouse and a 4chan. So I think we still are okay, mostly. But if they start trying to crush an Althouse or a 4chan then maybe the crazy shit coming is really coming now.

Like maybe Google or Amazon would start warning Althouse that her shit's too real, and they might start making threats. Which would suck, because I like Amazon, you can get shit pretty cheap sometimes and you don't even have to leave the house or anything. But sometimes those with a lot of power start thinking they need to use that power, when they should just fucking shut up and let things ride.

Sometimes I think Althouse should just post a picture of some chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their assholes, just to show she could. But maybe I think that because I spend too much time on 4chan. But I guess I might as well check out 4chan while I can, in case the crazy shit starts coming soon.

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