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I mean, there are some other emotions probably, but those two are the ones that make you do great things, or cause you to end up in jail.

I get it -- mansplaining is bad -- but sometimes a man's explanation is, like, needed because chicks don't get it sometimes. Because chicks think all men mostly think about is sex, and they're right, but they don't understand how men think when they think about sex.

Like, the two biggest emotions a dude can have are really wanting to bang a chick, and getting betrayed by a chick you banged going off and banging some other dude. I mean, there are some other emotions probably, but those two are the ones that make you do great things, or cause you to end up in jail.

So this thinking is, like, about sex, but everything is about sex to a dude, so you think that way about things that aren't even directly about sex. I hope that makes sense to the chicks out there, I'm trying to help you, not call you, like, dumb or anything, it's just that you're not a dude, even if you're one of those chicks who thinks she's really a dude inside and shit.

Anyway, when a dude uses sexual talk with a chick he isn't banging, it's either because he really wants to bang her, or she has really gotten under his skin. So it's kinda like a compliment, really, he's expressing his emotions in the most honest way that he can and shit. Because if a dude says something to a chick that can't be taken in a sexual way it just means he's gaming you sideways, usually.

Because if a dude says something like 'that chick really fucked me in the ass' he is saying that she really hurt him in a way that he thinks hurts the most, which is some pretty sensitive shit. Of course, it could also just mean that she pegged the dude, because some dudes are into that shit.

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  1. KrumhornApril 21, 2018 at 11:45 AM

    Of course, those same emotions could be expressed by saying “she rode me hard and then ripped my heart right out of my chest”. John Constantine understood.

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  2. JaqApril 22, 2018 at 9:30 AM

    Because if a dude says something to a chick that can’t be taken in a sexual way it just means he's gaming you sideways, usually.

    That’s some molten truth right there.

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  3. the 4chan Guy who reads AlthouseApril 22, 2018 at 12:13 PM

    Thank you!

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