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I mean, if you want to make Sulu gay, fine, but don't go fucking with the big stuff.

It's kinda sad, really: this Pope is starting to sound like one of those guys on 4chan who goes on and on talking all this weird blah blah blah about religion and the universe and shit, but that's on 4chan and that dude is probably righteously stoned, he isn't the fucking Pope talking his Pope shit.

I mean, this is like Obi Wan saying, like, there really isn't a Dark Side of the Force, that's just some shit Yoda made up. The Pope is supposed to be to Catholics what William Shatner was to Star Trek, okay? I mean, if you want to make Sulu gay, fine, but don't go fucking with the big stuff.

Like, if I'm on 4chan looking at some chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their assholes, I kinda can think the Devil is making me like this shit, that is something the Devil would do. So if there is no Devil that means I just like that shit, and maybe that makes me not a good guy, even though I try to be nice to people and not be an asshole.

But by saying this shit, maybe this Pope is really the Devil and he just has everyone convinced that he's a good dude, but he's really all mind-fucking us, and making us confused about God and shit. Which is worse than anything anyone does on 4chan, I think.

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  1. JaqApril 11, 2018 at 4:12 AM

    Remember when “Is the pope Catholic?” was a joke? Like “Does a bear shit in the woods?” I am not even religious, but I used to respect the institution, flawed as it was.

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