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I mean, if Emily Ratajkowski said some Nazi shit most guys would still tit-fuck her, right?

I was checking out 4chan like I normally do, seeing what crazy shit people are up to, then I came to Althouse, because after awhile the crazy shit doesn't seem so crazy anymore, which means you gotta stop for awhile. I got a drunk friend who says that about alcohol, but he never really stops, so I guess that means it's rhetorical. If I'm using that word right.

Anyway, I see this post about Kathy Griffin, and I find it ironic, although I'm probably not using that word right, either. I mean, on 4chan a picture of Trump beheaded wouldn't be a big deal; it'd be kinda amateur, as far as 4chan things go. Like, if you're not even going to go with a simple pedophilia gag, then you might as well shut down Photoshop for the night.

But on 4chan, most of the stuff is outrageous to be funny, even if it's sick and wrong. But I don't think Griffin was trying to be funny, she was just getting off on the hate. Which just makes her look sad.

People on 4chan play with the hate matches sometimes, but that's because they work at McDonalds and their girlfriend said she didn't have herpes but she really did have herpes, and life just kinda sucks. But when Griffin tries to be all 4chan she just looks pathetic, because she's not, like, working at McDonalds, you know? I don't know, maybe she does have herpes, but she still looks pathetic.

And I bet if Kathy were to go on 4chan and see all of the Photoshop pictures of her sucking Trump's cock or getting ass-fucked by Anderson Cooper she'd probably feel bad. Because it sucks to be made fun of, which is why a lot of people hide out on 4chan in the first place. But haters always think it's someone else doing the hating, and the bigger you are, the smaller the hate makes you look.

Now, if she was pretty she might get away with it a little bit, but that's just how the world works. I mean, if Emily Ratajkowski said some Nazi shit most guys would still tit-fuck her, right? But I don't think anyone wants to tit-fuck Kathy Griffin, even if she kept her mouth shut. Which IS kinda sad, but she's still not having to work at McDonalds, cleaning toilets with everything smelling like loose shit and french fries.

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