I was checking out 4chan like I normally do, seeing what crazy shit people are up to, and people are popping insults like it's 80s 'Street Fighter' and they're all trying to land the Shoryuken move. You know, the one where you move the stick forward, down, and then down-forward -- it's that one.
So after awhile I come back to Althouse, because it's night-time, and that's when things can go batshit here, too. I don't know, I just find it funny when smart people get angry, because they usually don't do angry right. They use a lot of big words and all, but you know someone like Charles Bronson wouldn't bother to use a lot of big words, he'd just go straight to skull-fucking you, he didn't need a thesaurus and shit.
And at 4chan you can use pictures to get your point across. Like, some guy is getting on your nerves, so you just post a picture of some skanky porn chick's prolapsed rectum, and you don't really have to spend a lot of time typing and shit, everyone gets the idea.
People on 4chan have been posting a lot of porn stars with prolapsed rectums lately; I don't know, I guess it's a thing now. But it must suck to be a porn star who has done so much gang-bang double-anal that you now have a prolapsed rectum, I don't even want to know how doctors fix that shit.
But anyway, here at night on Althouse a lot of people seem angry, but they try to be insulting without being politically incorrect, and that's funny, too. Because you know some of these guys are aching to just say 'You're a fag, dude' but you can't say that shit around smart people, so they have to tap-dance their anger and be all self-conscious, which is pretty sad, really.
Like, chicks do this too, but that only makes it sadder when a dude does it, because now he's all being like a punk-ass whiny chick. So it's funny and it's sad, like when you're on 4chan and you see pictures of some fat chick spreading her ass cheeks and showing her asshole. And I don't mean any offense to fat chicks, it's just you shouldn't be doing that shit, okay?
But about being angry: being angry has collateral damage, people -- if you can't accept that, then just don't go there. Because your anger is fucking you up, and face it, you ain't Ice Cube.
So after awhile I come back to Althouse, because it's night-time, and that's when things can go batshit here, too. I don't know, I just find it funny when smart people get angry, because they usually don't do angry right. They use a lot of big words and all, but you know someone like Charles Bronson wouldn't bother to use a lot of big words, he'd just go straight to skull-fucking you, he didn't need a thesaurus and shit.
And at 4chan you can use pictures to get your point across. Like, some guy is getting on your nerves, so you just post a picture of some skanky porn chick's prolapsed rectum, and you don't really have to spend a lot of time typing and shit, everyone gets the idea.
People on 4chan have been posting a lot of porn stars with prolapsed rectums lately; I don't know, I guess it's a thing now. But it must suck to be a porn star who has done so much gang-bang double-anal that you now have a prolapsed rectum, I don't even want to know how doctors fix that shit.
But anyway, here at night on Althouse a lot of people seem angry, but they try to be insulting without being politically incorrect, and that's funny, too. Because you know some of these guys are aching to just say 'You're a fag, dude' but you can't say that shit around smart people, so they have to tap-dance their anger and be all self-conscious, which is pretty sad, really.
Like, chicks do this too, but that only makes it sadder when a dude does it, because now he's all being like a punk-ass whiny chick. So it's funny and it's sad, like when you're on 4chan and you see pictures of some fat chick spreading her ass cheeks and showing her asshole. And I don't mean any offense to fat chicks, it's just you shouldn't be doing that shit, okay?
But about being angry: being angry has collateral damage, people -- if you can't accept that, then just don't go there. Because your anger is fucking you up, and face it, you ain't Ice Cube.
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