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I did once bang a chick who liked you to put your hands around her neck while you were fucking her, they got a word for that I think.

Maybe canine autism isn't real, but I know being on the spectrum makes me like sex doggy-style. Really.

Because then I don't have to look the chick in the eyes, I'm just in the back, banging her.

And after we're done banging, and we're just lying there on the bed and shit, I, like, appreciate it if she lays facing the other way, it's much easier, I don't all-of-a-sudden feel like I need to strangle her so she will stop looking at me.

I mean, I wouldn't actually strangle her, I'm not a strangling-chicks kind of guy, but the thought gets in my head, you know? Like if you were at a crowded party and you thought to yourself, you know, if I, like, had a baseball bat I think I would just run around the room, swinging the baseball bat and shit.  I guess I don't like parties much.

I did once bang a chick who liked you to put your hands around her neck while you were fucking her, they got a word for that I think. But when I put my hands around her neck she would try to look me in the eye, and that was way too intense. I finally asked her if I could bang her from behind and put my hands around her neck, and she was good with that, so that worked.

Anyway, I'm still not convinced on this canine autism shit.

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  1. JaqApril 25, 2018 at 7:19 AM

    Pet peeve. I fucking hate it when you walk into Starbucks and try to order a coffee when all of the baristas are flirting with the hot guy customer in front of you in line!

    I feel better now.

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