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He says his uncle was a photographer in Sevnica back in the 90s.

I'm checking out 4chan like I normally do, seeing what crazy shit people are up to. And there's the usual crazy shit -- it's amazing how much crazy shit people can come up with. You'd think people would have to run out of crazy shit eventually, but there's always new crazy shit. That's what I like about the internet. That and porn. And Althouse.

I'm checking out shit on the Shit 4chan Says board, and there's the usual anime shit: you know, cartoons people made with cartoon chicks with big big eyes and tiny small noses sucking pink cocks, that kind of thing.

Then I see someone has posted a link to a photo of Melania Trump's asshole. I click on it because, sure, why not. And there's a picture of a chick spreading her ass cheeks and sure enough you can see her asshole.

But like -- sure -- that's Melania Trump's asshole. Right. So I read the thread, and the dude is claiming it really is Melania Trump's asshole, his uncle took the picture.

He says his uncle was a photographer in Sevnica back in the 90s. Says his uncle would pay chicks 2000 tolars to let him take pictures of their assholes. Evidently he's got all these pictures of Slovenian chicks spreading their ass cheeks.

The dude posts a couple more photos of chicks spreading their ass cheeks, and the chicks are real skinny, so I guess they were in a poor country. And I think Slovenia was poor. It probably still is, a lot of those kind of countries are. Like Albania and Africa and shit.

I guess Melania Trump was probably real skinny back then, but I don't know if she was model-skinny or poor-skinny. And just because it's a skinny chick's asshole doesn't mean it's Melania Trump's asshole. It's the internet: people lie about this kind of shit all the time.

So I get to thinking: if it really was a picture of Melania Trump's asshole, and it got talked about in, like, the Washington Post or something, what would Althouse say about it?

I mean, is it feminist for a chick to be spreading her ass cheeks and showing her asshole if she consented to spreading her ass cheeks and showing her asshole, or is showing the photo now a kind of MeToo thing because she's all famous and shit? I mean, it's not like it's a picture of her moot.

I'm never sure what people consider the right thing about this kinda shit, because I mostly read 4chan. And Althouse.

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