But she really didn't get naked, even though she was a stripper in the movie, so the movie wasn't very good.

There was a movie with Natalie Portman where she was a stripper with a blue wig. But she really didn't get naked, even though she was a stripper in the movie, so the movie wasn't very good. Because if she isn't getting naked then why did you bother to make her a stripper, it doesn't make sense. Like, I wasn't expecting her to be spreading her ass cheeks and showing her asshole, but there weren't even any naked tits, okay?

But she did look kinda anime, now that I think about it. And the guys on 4chan love her, even the ones that say they hate the Jews. Because she was in 'Star Wars', and she was also in that film with the bad-ass French hit-man, and she was pretty hot in that, even though she was, like, twelve. I mean, Hollywood, you're making the twelve-year-old girl sing Madonna's 'Like a Virgin' and being all hot and shit? Like, I read 4chan, but even then I still see that as kinda wrong.

But Natalie Portman has those big eyes, and the little mouth, so she is kinda anime, which is cool. She's also supposed to be pretty smart, so she's kinda Japanese in that way, too. No offense to Japanese people: being smart is cool, no need to get uptight about it.

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So I was reading an Althouse post on some ad she got emailed, and the ad was of an old lady being groovy in the way old ladies in ads sometimes do. Anyway, Althouse wrote this: " And I've got to admit that it's just about exactly how I pictured the myself as an old lady when I was 19 years old." And, like, this gave me an idea and shit, but my buddy Laslo beat me to it. So anyway, here's a pic of young Althouse imagining herself as a groovy old lady...

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I think I read somewhere that one of the reasons people are jumping Tom Brokaw's shit is that he tickled a chick he worked with back in the day. And I find that kinda funny, because he seems like he's one of those pussy dudes who thinks he's, like, a feminist, but then he goes and tickles a chick like a child molester does with a nephew before taking him into the back bedroom to look at secret magazines with their pants off, while everyone else is out in the yard having a barbecue for grandma because she's still alive on her birthday and shit. Anyway, I think Tom Brokaw's that kind of guy -- like, not a child molester, but that he treats chicks like a child molester treats children before he fucks them after they look at the secret magazines with their pants off. And I think I think this because people who tickle other people who didn't ask to be tickled are fucking shady. Because tickling is, like, trying to get a response that's kinda sexual while bein...

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