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But she really didn't get naked, even though she was a stripper in the movie, so the movie wasn't very good.

There was a movie with Natalie Portman where she was a stripper with a blue wig. But she really didn't get naked, even though she was a stripper in the movie, so the movie wasn't very good. Because if she isn't getting naked then why did you bother to make her a stripper, it doesn't make sense.  Like, I wasn't expecting her to be spreading her ass cheeks and showing her asshole, but there weren't even any naked tits, okay?

But she did look kinda anime, now that I think about it. And the guys on 4chan love her, even the ones that say they hate the Jews. Because she was in 'Star Wars', and she was also in that film with the bad-ass French hit-man, and she was pretty hot in that, even though she was, like, twelve. I mean, Hollywood, you're making the twelve-year-old girl sing Madonna's 'Like a Virgin' and being all hot and shit? Like, I read 4chan, but even then I still see that as kinda wrong.

But Natalie Portman has those big eyes, and the little mouth, so she is kinda anime, which is cool. She's also supposed to be pretty smart, so she's kinda Japanese in that way, too. No offense to Japanese people: being smart is cool, no need to get uptight about it.

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