But it's not like Martin Scorsese is going to put a hit on you or nothing, you're just being like some white suburban kid trying to act all pimp because he listens to Ski Mask The Slump God.

I don't know, but sometimes I think that when someone complains that something else is like the Mafia they're, like, really only talking about The Godfather and The Sopranos and shit.

Because they make it seem like this shit is all gangsta, but it really is only movie gangsta. Because if it was really the real Mafia then you'd be all worried about getting killed and shit, but you're really talking about the movie mafia, and they're bad-ass but it's only movie bad-ass, not the real get-you-killed bad-ass.

And it makes you seem like you're all heroic and shit, because you're standing up to the Mafia. But it's not like Martin Scorsese is going to put a hit on you or nothing, you're just being like some white suburban kid trying to act all pimp because he listens to Ski Mask The Slump God.

So, basically, when they're talking about the mafia they're being all Vanilla Ice, going on about rolling in his 5.0 and waxing chumps like a candle. And that song ripped off Queen, which ain't gangsta, it's just being an asshole. Because Vanilla Ice was gangsta like Freddy Mercury was heterosexual. Word.

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