But I think chicks don't want to be treated like children. I mean, they say that and shit, but now I kinda wonder if I really should believe them.

I saw this Tom Brokaw molester shit yesterday, so I was figuring Althouse would do a big post on it, like take him apart line by line and trace the history of words and shit. I don't know, maybe she will do that later, it might be, like, lunch-time in Wisconsin. Because I don't even know what time zone Wisconsin is in, I only know the east coast is, like, three hours ahead of Washington, and then there's that daylight-savings time and shit, and Wisconsin is somewhere in the middle.

Anyway, I wrote my first thoughts on the Brokaw molester shit here: Anyway, I think Tom Brokaw's that kind of guy -- like, not a child molester, but that he treats chicks like a child molester treats children before he fucks them after they look at the secret magazines with their pants off.

But now I see that a bunch of big-time journalist chicks have written a letter, like, supporting him and shit, and that gets me confused. Because I thought a dude treating chicks like a child molester treats children was now a bad thing. But then it turns out that sometimes it is, and sometimes it isn't. And as far as I can figure, only big-time journalists see the difference.

But if chicks want dudes to be consistent in not tickling them when they don't want to be tickled and shit, then they kinda need to be consistent in how they respond to it. Because this shit makes me think sometimes it's okay, but then if I tickle a hot chick at the bus stop I'll be the one who is fucked, just because I'm not Tom Brokaw, and that sucks.

I mean, is tickling a chick sometimes just tickling, or is it always, like, finger-rape? Because I understand if you tickle a chick's tits or, like, vagina, that they can then be pissed at you if you didn't ask them if it was okay to tickle their tits or vagina, I get that. And I realize that you can grab their pussy when you're a star and they just let you do it.

But there's a lot of shit in the middle, and chicks just keep making it more confusing. I mean, most all of us think molesting children is bad, so maybe we need to treat women like children so everyone's cool. But I think chicks don't want to be treated like children. I mean, they say that and shit, but now I kinda wonder if I really should believe them.