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Black chicks can be strippers, too, it just isn't all white chicks who grew up with fucked-up parents.

I gotta admit, I din't get this 'Diamond and Silk' thing before, I just figured by the names that they were strippers. I mean, I had heard that they were black, but black chicks can be strippers, too, it just isn't all white chicks who grew up with fucked-up parents.

Then I saw them, and I still gotta say, I don't quite get it, they're just a couple of black chicks being funny. But it's probably hard to be a black chick today and try to be funny I guess, because they can't just be funny, they gotta be black, too, and they gotta be black in the right way or it pisses a lot of people off.

Because now you can't tell black jokes unless you're black, and if you're black you can't tell black jokes either, unless they are the right kind of black jokes. And a lot of those jokes that are the right kind of black jokes aren't really that funny to me, but that's probably because I'm white, and I don't think I'm supposed to be able to laugh at black comedians anymore, and I don't want to oppress anyone, but then I don't want to be someone's bitch, either.

Like, I thought Eddie Murphy was funny, but that makes him too white now I think, he's practically Steve Martin.

And Chris Rock was funny, but he does Adam Sandler movies now, so I figure that means he sold out to the white man and shit. Because you can't be keeping it real if you're all like hanging out with Adam Sandler, and that's without even bringing in the Jewish thing.

And Dave Chapelle was pretty fucking funny, but I think pretty soon he's not going to be the right kind of black, either, because it seems that is how this shit turns out now.

And this just isn't with blacks: this same shit happens with people who are, like Chinese or Lesbian or shit, but I can't think of many Chinese or Lesbian comedians that are funny. But maybe if I was Chinese or a Lesbian I'd know who they are.

But I don't know if all of this kind of shit works with black strippers, too. I mean, should I not give them a dollar after their performance because I'm white, and maybe they're offended because it seems like slavery and shit? Becuase that seems fucked up, they're naked, just like the white chicks with the fucked-up parents.

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  1. JaqApril 15, 2018 at 7:33 AM

    Did you ever notice that the only time air quotes are appropriate is when you are talking about some guy's stripper "girlfriend"?

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