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Before, a chick going out in the snow to the well to pump water was a helpful thing, but now it just comes out of a faucet, no big deal.

A little earlier I said:

"So I think the concept of mutually satisfactory hetero sex is feminist myth shit, pretty much. I mean, men and women and sex: the parts fit together right, but the thoughts sure don't."

and

"So hetero sex isn't about satisfaction, it's about making babies. Really, I think the only way you can get to mutually satisfactory sex is when it is two dudes."

And since then it looks like this post has come down to which sex can say what to the other, and everything is spinsters and small penises.

Which kinda makes my point, I think. If it wasn't for evolution giving us those biological urges to find the other sex attractive for fucking purposes then men and women would probably never give much of a shit about the other.

We've spent thousands of years trying to sand down the edges, but, deep down, we'd probably be like the male cat that fucks the female cat for one hot screeching minute then leaves, never to be seen again, if it wasn't that it usually took two people to get shit done in the old days. You know, back when there was women's work in the house, before you got dishwasher and laundry robots and microwaves that could cook dinner.

But now that two people aren't necessary anymore, one person can go it alone, thanks to technology, government programs and not having to worry about rustlers and savage Indians storming your prairie house and shit. Before, a chick going out in the snow to the well to pump water was a helpful thing, but now it just comes out of a faucet, no big deal.

And, after the dishwasher and laundry robots and microwaves, come the sex robots, so I don't see the need for the other getting any stronger in the future.

Women are losing their kindness, men are losing their manliness, and government is making it possible for them to do this because now they don't have a need to do the difficult shit of building bonds and trust, the government will be Big Daddy. So the need to find common ground is less important, and pretty soon you're on the internet talking about spinsters and small penises.

Sometimes I think the only time that men and women can truly get along is after the menopause and low testosterone hit. Then men and women can get together like those old WW2 Japanese and American soldiers that hated the fuck out of each other during the war, but now get together and salute each other in the spirit of common honor and courage.

But when they were younger: Pearl Harbor and Hiroshima, baby.

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