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Because you got a hot Euro chick naked in a movie where David Bowie sings about fire and gasoline and shit, you can't get much better than that.

Whenever Althouse brings up the 'Cat Person' thing I can't help but think of the film 'Cat People', because Nastassja Kinski was hot, and she was naked in that film a lot, so it was a pretty good movie that way. It's kinda the way 'Fast Times At Ridgemont High' was a good movie because Phoebe Cates showed her tits in slow motion. Sean Penn was in that movie playing a stoner, and that was cool, too, it was back before he pretty much sucked.

Anyway, the movie 'Cat People' also had that title song by David Bowie, which was pretty fucking cool, because Bowie was cool, and he is, like, really very Bowie in that song.

And the song has the lyric "I've been putting out fire / With gasoline", which is pretty cool, too. Because you got a hot Euro chick naked in a movie where David Bowie sings about fire and gasoline and shit, you can't get much better than that.

But what it makes me think of now is how Trump deals with shit: the dude is all about putting out fires with gasoline. Like, people keep trying to burn him, and he just goes all high octane and says I'll show you a fire, bitch. Like that.

And you know that back in the day Trump would've tried to bang Nastassja Kinski and Phoebe Cates, even though it seems like he likes blondes best. But hot is hot, sometimes the details don't matter. Unless, like, she has a cock.

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  1. JaqApril 16, 2018 at 10:01 AM

    Althouse alte kakers probably remember Red Adair, who used to put out oil rig fires with explosives.

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  2. JoanApril 16, 2018 at 3:05 PM

    You are on to something here. The backstory on Comey is that he and his brother were molested as young boys. Can't remember if it was a family member or friend of the family.

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