Because that smoking-a-cigarette with their eye make-up running down their face can be kind of hot.

Sometimes chicks post poetry on 4chan. And a lot of it is sad fat Goth Girl-cutter stuff, with lots of trees in winter with no leaves and dead birds in the snow and shit. But there are some that are actually kinda good, if you don't mind them not rhyming. Personally, I like the poems that rhyme better, but I guess when it's art it doesn't have to rhyme anymore.

There was one I liked a few weeks back, and I copied-and-pasted it because I knew I'd probably never find it again. Here it is:  

My hate for you

little boy / man

is a flower

that blossoms between

my thighs

that you will never

touch.


I think I know a lot of chicks like that, who are angry at men and won't let us touch their flower, but it still kinda makes me think that she might be kinda hot.

Anyway, I think a lot of people liked the poem, because she got a lot of comments. Although most of the comments were just dudes asking her for nude pictures. But I think the kind of girl who writes a poem like that isn't also going to be a chick who spreads her ass cheeks and shows her asshole in a picture. Just my hunch.

She wrote several poems, then disappeared from the boards. Here's another:

You took

my sister's tender petals

and hid them from

the sun

how I wish

to see your dead body

floating

under the concrete bridge

down past the

gas station.


I kinda liked that one, too, but the whole dead body thing makes me a bit uncomfortable. I think the point of the poem is that some dude fucked her sister and then he treated the sister like shit. Maybe it means something else, I don't know: I'm not, like, a poetry translator or anything. But I wonder if her sister was hot.

And here's another:

I scream

but only in my head

where you can't

hear me, but

if you heard me

you would know

that I am screaming

at you and in my dreams

I have a knife.


And I understand that feeling of yelling at someone but only in your head, so I don't think it's just a chick thing, which maybe makes it, like, universal, I guess.

I mean, maybe the chicks yell in their head more than dudes, which means they're also probably crying and shit, and I hate it when chicks cry, unless they're also smoking a cigarette, because that smoking-a-cigarette with their eye make-up running down their face can be kind of hot. I had sex with a chick like that once, but she was crying before we did it, so it wasn't like I made her cry and shit.

So sometimes I check out chicks' poetry on 4chan. But I'm pretty worn out on trees in winter with no leaves and dead birds in the snow and shit: chicks -- there are three other seasons, okay?