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Because Sean Connery hasn't lost interest in sex and shit, Sean Connery's got a gun.

I don't know, I'm not like an architect dude or nothing, but the church building in the pictures makes me think of something from a Seventies science-fiction movie, like this is the Hall of State Belief that dudes in silver body suits walk in and out of in the background as, like, John Saxon talks with a chick in a silver mini-skirt.

And there is probably a powerful computer in there that runs things, because God is a computer in a lot of Seventies science-fiction movies, when the computer isn't raping and impregnating a chick and shit like in 'Demon Seed'.

I mean, in 'Logan's Run' a computer runs the city, and gets people to kill other people when they turn thirty, but most people are okay with that because until they are thirty they get to fuck a lot of chicks, it's the future and chicks are pretty loose and like sex and shit.

Back then there was always a Wizard of Oz behind the curtain, and the Wizard was a super-computer that probably couldn't do half the stuff an iPhone does now, so we already are kind of in the future, really. And it looks like we might be getting sex robots, so the silver body suits are getting closer.

Of course, the whole 'Wizard of Oz' thing was pointed out in another Seventies' science-fiction film, 'Zardoz.' Because Zardoz is a giant angry stone head that floats around and spits out guns to the Exterminators so that they can kill the Brutals, and Sean Connery is wearing a red diaper and gun belts, so yeah it's fucked up but still pretty fucking cool.

Anyway, Zardoz is run by an Eternal, which are people who don't die so they get real bored and lose interest in sex and shit, and of course these people's lives are run by a super-computer named the Tabernacle, so maybe the computer is, like, Mormon maybe, which I don't quite get.

Anyway, the dude who runs Zardoz got the name from the book 'The wiZARD of OZ', which is kinda freaky if you're stoned. And this ZARD OZ shit pisses Sean Connery off, so shit gets real. Because Sean Connery hasn't lost interest in sex and shit, Sean Connery's got a gun.

So the whole Eternals/Brutals thing sets up a kind of Pajama Boys/Deplorables Morlocks/Eloi thing, I think Marx called this a dialectic but I'm not sure if I'm using the word right, but it sounds cool if I am.

Anyway, in the Seventies future you don't really need a religion because you got computers and shit, which I guess is kinda the future now, and the commandments keep changing because they aren't written in stone anymore, you read them on an iPad tablet. But the Deplorables still got guns, so fuck you Zardoz.

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  1. All of these stories because almost nobody that I ever heard of can wrap their mind around the fact that the universe is random, there is no author writing our story, nor is one needed to explain it. But the human mind needs a narrative, so we whip one up.

    Even the most brutally data driven sciences like particle physics, which depend upon thousands on thousands of repetitions of costly and incredibly precise experiments are as much feeling around in the dark while looking for the unified truth of it all as Freud was when he said “What do women want?”

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