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Because now they're just showing they can fuck with you, to show you that they can fuck with you.

I was thinking a bit more, and that thinking made me think that if the crazy shit really came, our best bet to stay free would be the people on 4chan who have guns. Because a lot of the people on 4chan seem to know that you might need guns if they start fucking with the First Amendment, and they most likely would start fucking with the First Amendment so that they could really fuck with the Second Amendment. Which is why we need guns.

Sure, there are some people on 4chan that I wouldn't really trust with a gun, but then there are some Althouse commenters that I really wouldn't trust with a gun, either, so I think that is just people in general, mostly.

But that's why you need a gun sometimes, to protect yourself from the people with guns that you can't trust. On 4chan some people think a lot of those people are in the Government, and maybe I spend too much time on 4chan but I can start to see that sometimes.

Like, if Facebook was a person, would you trust this Facebook dude with a gun? Because I think if Facebook was a dude he'd be thinking he's okay to be fucking with your shit, like taking your guns away. I know Facebook isn't the Government, but it sure seems to act like it thinks it's the Government sometimes. And maybe I spend too much time on 4chan, but I don't trust the government with that kind of shit.

Maybe I'm paranoid, I don't know.  But if big government and big Facebook don't make you paranoid, then I think you are maybe trusting them too much. Because absolute power absolutely fucks up shit, or however that quote works -- I think you know what I mean.

And if they try to take away pictures of chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their assholes, then you know other bad shit is gonna follow. Because now they're just showing they can fuck with you, to show you that they can fuck with you.

That's why I sometimes get paranoid when I read Althouse blogging about court decisions and shit, because it always seems like the courts are constantly trying to fuck with us. Just to show that they can fuck with us. Maybe that's why Althouse posts that shit, so that we are aware that the courts are fucking with us, but I don't know that for sure. Althouse is kinda mysterious about her shit sometimes.

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