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Because I don't want the government to decide that I can't eat Cool Whip just because some people can't handle their Cool Whip.

I've been thinking about this a little more, because even when I click over to 4chan I'm still thinking sometimes, and I figure it's hard to watch people make bad choices, because watching people fuck up sucks, unless it's, like, funny and shit and someone filmed it and put it on the internet. Because then, even if you made a bad choice, you still might get famous.

I mean, it worked for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, right? I think a lot of people would say that them making a sex tape was a bad choice, but it did kinda make them stars and shit, and that seems to be how America works now, you fuck up in the right way and everything's cool if you're, like, hot and look good naked.

If you're not hot though, then the bad choices can really fuck you up, because not very many ugly people get famous from a sex tape, people don't want to watch that shit.

But if the government decides it's not going to let you make bad choices then you really don't get to make a choice at all, mom and dad have decided you don't get to eat the entire tub of Cool Whip in the refrigerator, and so now you didn't learn that eating a whole tub of Cool Whip gives you the shits real bad.

And maybe eating a whole tub of Cool Whip and getting the shits real bad keeps you from ever eating Cool Whip again, and isn't that a good thing? I mean, I'm not a Cool Whip hater, it's just an example. Because I don't want the government to decide that I can't eat Cool Whip just because some people can't handle their Cool Whip.

Like, bad choices suck, but no choices sucks even worse. Because if people were prevented from making bad choices then there probably wouldn't be any pictures of chicks spreading their ass cheeks and showing their assholes on 4chan, and then I don't think that that would be America anymore.

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