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At that age I thought it would be cool to eat nothing but candy, too, but no one was saying I could do that.

I'm just guessing here, but I think a lot of the people on 4chan grew up with all kinds of confusion and shit in their childhood. There wasn't any black and white, because sometimes white was black and sometimes black was white and you kinda had to make sense out of everything being gray.

But then there was good gray and bad gray, too, which you would think look the same, and all of a sudden what you see and what people tell you that you are seeing don't look anything alike. Then they started with all the rainbow shit and it just got more confusing.

And it's only getting more fucked up. If you decide when you're four that you are a girl even though you were born with a dick, what happens when you are fourteen and are getting hard-ons by looking at naked chicks on the internet? I mean, when I was four I couldn't even tie my own shoelaces, and I'm expected to make a choice about my gender?

At that age I thought it would be cool to eat nothing but candy, too, but no one was saying I could do that.

I don't hate on these people, some people are wired different and I wish them luck figuring their shit out. But these parents who want to be all woke and shit are just fucking with their kids' heads. Because if you tell four-year-old kids that two-plus-two doesn't always equal four then they sure as hell ain't going to understand math when they get older.

You have to wait until they're, like, studying algebra before you can start with that kind of shit. And when these kids grow up and are on 4chan then 4chan is going to be REALLY fucked-up.

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