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At some point all of this political legal shit just becomes like a whore suing because a dude blew his load in her mouth. Or his mouth, because there are gay dude whores too, I don't mean to sound misogynistic or shit.

I don't know, I'm not the smartest guy about politics, I pretty much just want to not have government jump my shit. But it seems like voting doesn't much matter anymore because, like, lawyers or judges will just get involved and decide what they're going to decide anyway. And if it doesn't get decided their way they'll decide that they need to decide again, it just is going to take a little longer.

At some point all of this political legal shit just becomes like a whore suing because a dude blew his load in her mouth. Or his mouth, because there are gay dude whores too, I don't mean to sound misogynistic or shit.

But, like, that's what you do, you let guys blow their load in your mouth in exchange for money. And letting guys blow their load in your mouth in exchange for money is, like, prostitution and shit, so it's already illegal, but you're going to sue anyway, because if something doesn't go your way you feel like you need to sue somebody because that's what people do now.

And so now you have lawyers arguing about whether a guy paying for a blow-job is breaking the law by blowing his load in the whore's mouth, when in the old days the whore just would've swallowed, the whore didn't need a lawyer to try to get her to legally un-swallow.

But that's pretty much what the law is nowadays, a lot of people suing other people and shit so that they can un-swallow. And you don't have to see too much fucked-up porn on 4chan to tell you that you really don't want to see what someone un-swallowing looks like, trust me.

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