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Anyway, when I looked it up the first few links were to articles talking about stereotypes of black people, which I kinda expected, because black men are supposed to really like a lot of sex, which is cool.

So I had to look up this "hypersexuality" thing, because I thought I might know what it means, but maybe there was also some other good shit with it, too. But it's pretty much just what I thought it was, it isn't like you can also pop out a quart or anything when you shoot your load.

Anyway, when I looked it up the first few links were to articles talking about stereotypes of black people, which I kinda expected, because black men are supposed to really like a lot of sex, which is cool. And they say that's a stereotype and shit, but most of the rap songs I listen to have black dudes going on about banging strippers and shit, so I don't know if it's a stereotype when they say it, too, it gets confusing about who can say shit about who without getting your shit jumped.

But then a few links down was one that said:

"Asians stereotype whites as promiscuous and hyper-sexual - Tremr"

And I thought, like, that fucking rocks. Because it's nice to think that some people out there think us white dudes are oversexed, too, even if, like, the people who think that are only Asian and shit.

Anyway, as far as dwarfs go, any sex they can get is good by me, unless it's pedophile dwarf shit, because child molesters suck, no matter how tall they are. Or how short they are, whichever is least offensive to people who get offended by height and shit.

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