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Anyway, I think Tom Brokaw's that kind of guy -- like, not a child molester, but that he treats chicks like a child molester treats children before he fucks them after they look at the secret magazines with their pants off.

I think I read somewhere that one of the reasons people are jumping Tom Brokaw's shit is that he tickled a chick he worked with back in the day. And I find that kinda funny, because he seems like he's one of those pussy dudes who thinks he's, like, a feminist, but then he goes and tickles a chick like a child molester does with a nephew before taking him into the back bedroom to look at secret magazines with their pants off, while everyone else is out in the yard having a barbecue for grandma because she's still alive on her birthday and shit.

Anyway, I think Tom Brokaw's that kind of guy -- like, not a child molester, but that he treats chicks like a child molester treats children before he fucks them after they look at the secret magazines with their pants off. And I think I think this because people who tickle other people who didn't ask to be tickled are fucking shady.

Because tickling is, like, trying to get a response that's kinda sexual while being able to deny that you're doing anything sexual and shit. When you're tickling someone you're touching them, and you're trying to get an involuntary reaction out of them by touching them, and involuntary is usually bad when it comes to touching chicks.

Like, if I try to get a woman to have an orgasm by touching her and she didn't want to be touched, but then she had an orgasm anyway, I'm still not justified in having touched her, even though I gave her an orgasm and shit. Because she didn't ask for an orgasm, even though orgasms are nice, and I hear that chicks like having some of their own sometimes.

So Tom Brokaw is trying to give this chick at work a work-safe orgasm, and she isn't having that shit. I mean, she didn't say anything for, like, twenty-plus years, but tickling a chick to orgasm wasn't seen like a crime back then.

But I do want to make clear that I am not saying Tom Brokaw is a child molester, because this chick wasn't a child back then, she was an adult chick, which means she's kinda old now. And maybe now she understands better the difference between a good orgasm that you wanted and a bad orgasm that you didn't want. Because I think it takes longer for a chick to figure that shit out, their orgasms are a lot harder to come by.

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