Anyway, I figured she was a feminist, but maybe I was wrong, maybe she was just a lesbian who liked chicks, that's all.

Back when I was in college I had a professor who was a lesbian who preferred to be called by her first name. I didn't think her being a lesbian was, like, a big deal or nothing, she just told us because she said it enabled her to provide a different context for how to view our subject and shit, and that that was a good thing.

And maybe it did provide a different context, and maybe I think of things like a lesbian now, sometimes, I don't know. So maybe college was good for that.

She was pretty good-looking, too, but it wasn't like I dreamed about her eating another chick's lunchbox or anything, I have a hard time picturing smart people, like, having sex and shit, I just have trouble imagining them fucking without thinking too hard about it.

Anyway, I figured she was a feminist, but maybe I was wrong, maybe she was just a lesbian who liked chicks, that's all. I mean, feminism is a lot different now, I think: I used to figure it was just about chicks being equal and shit, but now there's like, intersectionality, and I don't want to offend anyone, so I just keep my mouth shut about that shit, it's easier that way.

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"And I've got to admit that it's just about exactly how I pictured the myself as an old lady when I was 19 years old."

So I was reading an Althouse post on some ad she got emailed, and the ad was of an old lady being groovy in the way old ladies in ads sometimes do. Anyway, Althouse wrote this: " And I've got to admit that it's just about exactly how I pictured the myself as an old lady when I was 19 years old." And, like, this gave me an idea and shit, but my buddy Laslo beat me to it. So anyway, here's a pic of young Althouse imagining herself as a groovy old lady...

Anyway, she smelled like Hawaiian Tropic suntan lotion, which chicks used back before they were all worried about skin cancer and shit.

Yesterday Althouse had the headline "“His robe opened... He smelled like cigar and espresso and his body odor.” And that sounded kinda cool, a dude in his robe, smoking cigars and drinking espressos, it seems kinda laid back in a Fifties Dude way. I mean, the dude has body odor, which isn't usually good, but that's probably because he's still in his robe, he hasn't splashed on the Old Spice yet. I remember my grandfather had a cologne on his dresser back in the day, it was Jovan Musk. I didn't know what musk was back then, but then I don't think I know exactly what musk is now, really, I just know it smelled like my grandfather. Back then my grandfather also wore a cool red Members Only jacket, it fucking rocked. I mean, he was my grandfather, so he was old, but when we'd all go out to Black Angus for dinner he looked like a player. Like, he'd flirt with the waitresses and shit, but that was OK because my grandmother was dead at the time. It&#

And -- come on -- no one is going to masturbate to that.

If you spend a lot of time on 4chan you can get paranoid. Because you gotta know the Government is watching. I mean, sure, maybe there are some people there who the Government should be watching, maybe. But they don't just watch them, they watch everyone. And that sucks. And when you realize this, some of the people who post there look pretty suspicious. Because you click on a link, but they put that link there to get you to click on it. And now you're on a list. Click on the picture of Robert Mueller and Stalin done as tentacle porn? You're on a list. Click on that post with the Government dressed as Nazis trying to take guns away from redneck naked chicks, and you're on a list. And people will say that the Government has to do that, to catch terrorists and pedophiles. But sometimes the picture of David Hogg fucking an anime baby isn't sexual, the cartoon infant represents the Second Amendment. But some people just see a teenage boy fucking a baby and think the

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