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And maybe they're not going to roll a tank over your house and set your shit on fire, but it seems like they kinda want you to know that they can, if they feel like it.

I know a lot of people that get stoned, it's not hard to say that in Seattle. Some of these people are cool, some are retarded and shit, but the people I know that don't get stoned are like that too, so I don't really think about it much.

And I once got to fuck a chick because she was pissed off at her deadbeat boyfriend for being stoned so much and not, like, cleaning his dishes and shit, so that kinda worked out for me. And really, I wish I met more chicks who had sex with dudes because they were pissed off at their boyfriends, that would make my life easier I think.

My problem is that, when the government decides that you're doing something bad, they can get all epic on your ass. Like, twenty-five years ago on this day the government decided that some religious nuts were doing something bad, so they ran their house over with tanks and set them on fire and shit.

And, like, I'm still not sure exactly what was so bad that they were doing. Or at least so bad that you think it's a good idea to run over their house with tanks and set them on fire and shit.

But that's the kind of shit government does when it decides it doesn't like what you're doing. Because it used to be that breaking the law is what made the government jump your shit, but now it seems like the law is kinda besides the point -- you can break some laws and be seen as, like, a protester or victim or hero or shit, and other times you're not breaking a law but they still are out for your ass, because they can always find some law that you're breaking, they just need a reason to find it.

So I'm not very confident when the government decides something is bad, because all the good things are considered bad by somebody, the government just hasn't, like, got around to all of it yet. And maybe they're not going to roll a tank over your house and set your shit on fire, but it seems like they kinda want you to know that they can, if they feel like it.

And that's probably why they won't let you have a tank, because if you had a tank maybe you wouldn't put up with that shit.

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