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And I'm not picking on Katy Perry, she's got nice tits.

I don't know, I like the Rush Tom Sawyer more than the Mark Twain Tom Sawyer.

Rush had some great lyrics, but they weren't poems or anything, they were just things the drummer thought of when he wasn't drumming. And he kicked ass drumming in 'Tom Sawyer', there should be more songs that have drums like that. I mean, more songs than those done by Rush, because Rush had songs with drums like that pretty much all the time, because that is what that drummer does.

But that gets me thinking: most chick singers don't sing songs that have drums like that. They have soft girly drums, probably because that makes their lyrics seem more like poems and shit.

I mean, there are the girl pop stars that have the loud dance drums, but that's a different thing, because those drums are to make other chicks dance, not to get chicks to fuck the drummer. Like, I don't know many dudes who play air-drums to, like, Katy Perry and shit.

And I'm not picking on Katy Perry, she's got nice tits. But I wouldn't really consider her a poet. Like:

"Saw a balloon floating away
I thought, "did someone let go, or did they lose it?"

I guess maybe that's kinda poetic, but only because it sounds like a poem a chick on 4chan would write, and the chick on 4chan would make sure to make the balloon black and the black balloon would float past some dead trees and shit.

But there are a lot of chicks singing sad little songs on the internet, strumming their guitar, with no kick-ass drums and no epic guitar solos and shit. And that's cool, chicks can play their own shit, too.

But if Tom Sawyer was around today I bet he'd want to be a rock star, not a DJ. And Becky wouldn't be no Courtney Love, okay?

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  1. Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus TogetherApril 8, 2018 at 10:42 PM

    How about Lana Del Rey? I mean, I wouldn't know because I generally don't notice lyrics unless they're really horrible or maybe sometimes pretty good. But all I know/care about is that she's fucking amazing and shit.

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  2. JaqApril 18, 2018 at 7:58 AM

    I am guessing you missed the Katy Perry wardrobe malfunction on Idol where she spread her ass cheeks for viewers. I thought of you.

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