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And I don't mean that she wouldn't suck a black dude's cock because she was racist, because she wasn't, it's just that the only cock she probably ever sucked was my grandpa's cock, and he was white, that's all.

Barbara Bush was kinda before my time, but she seems like she was a nice lady and all that. When I first saw her she was already, like, grandma old, and grandmas are usually pretty cool and shit. Like, my grandmother would always have my favorite ice cream in the freezer at their house when we came to visit, and I remember that sometimes she would fall asleep in her recliner with an open book on her lap.

But it's weird when you only know people as old people. Because she was young once, too, pretty much every old person was at sometime or another. And things were probably a lot different for a young chick back then: I mean, even if they had the internet when she was young I can't really picture Barbara Bush posting pictures of herself spreading her ass cheeks and showing her asshole, that just doesn't seem like her, as far as I know.

Like, I bet if she ever did anal it was only after she was married, and probably on a special occasion, like an anniversary or shit. But now you can go on Pornhub and watch old white grandmas sucking young black cocks, some people like that shit I guess.

I don't think I would ever want to see Barbara Bush old and naked and sucking a young black cock, it would be like me watching my own grandma sucking some black dude's cock, and I don't think she would do that, not my grandma.

And I don't mean that she wouldn't suck a black dude's cock because she was racist, because she wasn't, it's just that the only cock she probably ever sucked was my grandpa's cock, and he was white, that's all.

And even then I'm not sure she ever even sucked my grandpa's cock, I don't think a lot of chicks did that back then. I mean, maybe they did, but it's like I really don't want to know, either.

But I don't want to think about my grandma or Barbara Bush sucking cock, and especially not them doing anal, even if they were all married and shit. I like to think of them as nice old ladies who maybe only ever had sex to get pregnant. And on anniversaries.

ADDED:

"Really uncalled for. Dial it back."

Sorry, I guess.

I just thought that a young married chick having a fulfilling sexual life with her husband was a good thing. Like, it was a part of her life and shit.

I don't know, maybe you're not supposed to talk about old people and sex, especially if they're, like, dead, and aren't having sex anymore.

But that just seems like being, like, racist about old people.

I mean, I'm not talking about racist in the way of being racist about race, I'm just talking about the racism that is people being insensitive to others, no matter what color they are.

Because being sensitive to a chick's emotional needs is a lot harder than it looks, especially when she's all old and shit.

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  1. Well, six kids. So there was definitely some sort of action going on. And I've often wondered the same things about my ancestors and older relatives. They were all sexual beings. Anal? Oral? Straight missionary? Things to ponder.

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  2. Go far enough back, and it’s all “doggie style.”

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