If you spend a lot of time on 4chan you can get paranoid. Because you gotta know the Government is watching. I mean, sure, maybe there are some people there who the Government should be watching, maybe. But they don't just watch them, they watch everyone. And that sucks.
And when you realize this, some of the people who post there look pretty suspicious. Because you click on a link, but they put that link there to get you to click on it. And now you're on a list. Click on the picture of Robert Mueller and Stalin done as tentacle porn? You're on a list. Click on that post with the Government dressed as Nazis trying to take guns away from redneck naked chicks, and you're on a list.
And people will say that the Government has to do that, to catch terrorists and pedophiles. But sometimes the picture of David Hogg fucking an anime baby isn't sexual, the cartoon infant represents the Second Amendment. But some people just see a teenage boy fucking a baby and think the worst.
There was a picture a while back of Shia LaBeouf being fucked in the ass by a tranny. Then someone took that picture and Photoshopped Trump's face on the tranny. So now it was a tranny Trump fucking Shia LaBeouf in the ass. And -- come on -- no one is going to masturbate to that. Because it isn't sexual, it's, like, a political cartoon. But if you clicked on that picture, you're on a list.
And then I come to Althouse, and I wonder if the government is watching here, too. Because there are a few commenters who could be government provocateurs, I think. And yes -- I had to Google 'provocateurs' to spell it right.
But maybe I'm being too paranoid. Maybe the government isn't watching Althouse. Maybe it's only Amazon, making sure Althouse doesn't say the wrong thing. But that makes me paranoid, too.
And when you realize this, some of the people who post there look pretty suspicious. Because you click on a link, but they put that link there to get you to click on it. And now you're on a list. Click on the picture of Robert Mueller and Stalin done as tentacle porn? You're on a list. Click on that post with the Government dressed as Nazis trying to take guns away from redneck naked chicks, and you're on a list.
And people will say that the Government has to do that, to catch terrorists and pedophiles. But sometimes the picture of David Hogg fucking an anime baby isn't sexual, the cartoon infant represents the Second Amendment. But some people just see a teenage boy fucking a baby and think the worst.
There was a picture a while back of Shia LaBeouf being fucked in the ass by a tranny. Then someone took that picture and Photoshopped Trump's face on the tranny. So now it was a tranny Trump fucking Shia LaBeouf in the ass. And -- come on -- no one is going to masturbate to that. Because it isn't sexual, it's, like, a political cartoon. But if you clicked on that picture, you're on a list.
And then I come to Althouse, and I wonder if the government is watching here, too. Because there are a few commenters who could be government provocateurs, I think. And yes -- I had to Google 'provocateurs' to spell it right.
But maybe I'm being too paranoid. Maybe the government isn't watching Althouse. Maybe it's only Amazon, making sure Althouse doesn't say the wrong thing. But that makes me paranoid, too.
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