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Again, no disrespect to those who engage in consensual ass sex, it's a metaphor and shit.

I find it funny that people pay people to write opinions. Because you can get opinions anywhere, and for free. Maybe some aren't as good, but I read some of the writers that get paid and I don't see much that hasn't already been said on Althouse or 4chan. Maybe the words aren't as fancy sometimes, but using fancy words just because you can is like a guy in a Porsche revving his engine at a red light: we get it, it's a fancy car, but you're being a dick.

Like this morning: Althouse posted Google's "Shocking Content" policy and said "Oh, for fuck's sake." And that is a pretty 4chan thing to say to assholes. Maybe a bit professor-y, but still. And then she added:

"At 11:20 AM the day of this post, I got a message just like what you see above, telling me I'd committed a violation in the past 24 hours. I'm just going to guess it's my joke that ends this post. Really, fuck them."

Which is pretty hardcore. Like, I think a lot of people see 4chan as just a bunch of assholes being assholes, which is pretty true, but sometimes you have to be an asshole to say what you need to say. And sometimes you just need to call an asshole an asshole, without getting all fancy about it.

Althouse posted the Google examples of Shocking Content:

• Content containing gruesome, graphic or disgusting accounts or imagery (e.g., blood, guts, gore, sexual fluids, human or animal waste, crime scene or accident photos)

• Content depicting acts of violence (e.g., accounts or images of shootings, explosions, or bombings; execution videos; violent acts committed against animals)

• Content with significant obscene or profane language (swear or curse words)

And that pretty much describes an average day at 4chan. But then you realize that you don't even have to be on 4chan for those Google and YouTube dicks to say that you're doing that shit, too. And you're thinking 'Hey! I'm not THAT bad' but it doesn't matter, they group you with everybody else and now you're a Bad Person.

And that's like this Kevin Williamson dude: he was saying he was a conservative, but then he did that 'Hey! I'm not THAT bad' shit to other conservatives, and they fucked him over, anyway. And that is what these elite assholes do: they try to turn you against each other, and then when they get you alone they fuck you in the ass and tell you that you better say you liked it, or then they'll REALLY fuck you in the ass.

So everyone is turning on everyone else and fucking each other in the ass, and all you wanted to do was be able to say your shit without getting ass-fucked. And I don't mean to use 'ass-fucked' to disparage people who like getting fucked in the ass, I mean it in the way that you're being fucked in the ass but they didn't even ask you if it was okay.

So people are getting fired, people are getting booted off YouTube and Google, and people are getting their shit jumped on in Twitter, and you know who the assholes are by who the people are that are happy with this shit. Because they think it'll never be their turn to be ass-fucked. But it will happen. Because the ass-fuckers won't stop until everyone's ass is fucked. Again, no disrespect to those who engage in consensual ass sex, it's a metaphor and shit.

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