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Again, I was going to try to elaborate on this some, but realized that basically all I needed to say was 'daddy issues', because that's it, pretty much.

I was going to say something about chicks having a right to fuck up their lives just like men, but then maybe for men fucking shit up is a right but for women it's a privilege. Yeah, I got that far, and then got confused and shit on how I was going to explain myself on that one, so I kinda stopped there. Sorry.

But I think there's something in chicks' wiring about being drawn to, like, cults and shit. Again, I was going to try to elaborate on this some, but realized that basically all I needed to say was 'daddy issues', because that's it, pretty much.

And chicks hate when you say that a lot of chicks have daddy issues, because they think that means there's something wrong with them, and you're like, being patriarchal and shit. And then they go on to prove that they don't have daddy issues by going on about crazy feminist shit and fishes and bicycles and why they could be really good at math and computer programming if, like, they wanted to.

The thing is, if you want to do it, do it. If you don't want to do it, don't. I mean, I'm sorry if your daddy wasn't there for you and shit, or if he expected too much or didn't have expectations for you at all, but when you're an adult chick getting a dude's initials branded above your lunchbox it's all on you.

Oh yeah: I was also going to write about how a sex cult isn't much different than a rock band on tour in the Seventies and Eighties. Like, you have the charismatic cult leader, you have his poster on your wall and shit, you know the lyrics to his songs, it's like he really understands you on a fucking deep-ass level and shit, and if you're in the audience at his show and he chooses you to come backstage then you get to, like, suck his cock or have him bang you in the ass.

Which kinda sounds like the sex cult thing to me, but maybe groupies are different, I don't know. But I remember back in the day some chicks would be at a concert and sit on their boyfriend's shoulders and then, like, flash their tits, and that was cool.

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  1. NarayananApril 21, 2018 at 8:13 PM

    Don't dude have daddy issue?

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  2. JaqApril 22, 2018 at 9:24 AM

    Doods got mommy issues. But the thing is that dudes are easy lays no matter what so mommy issues aren’t that important until you want your dude to be a provider and protector and to keep being an animal bed once a chick sort of morphs into the semi-mommy role she assumes in an LTR, then it’s an issue.

    The worst of all matches would be a chick with daddy issues marrying a dude with mommy issues. No blueprint for that to work.

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