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Then he got to be a cop on a TV show and sell lemonade and shit, the dude's got skills.

So, like, they're shutting down the parts of the internet where prostitutes could get their gig on, which means that the shit ends up back on the streets. Like, was there a pimp lobby pushing that shit? Because I don't see why you don't just let people work their work and, like, worry about North Korea instead, maybe.

But I can see where this might be going. Hos are always going to need pimps, and while some pimps are bad-ass and cool there are a lot of them who are just bad people, I bet, they don't even make rap albums. Because Ice-T did a song called "Somebody Gotta Do It (Pimpin' Ain't Easy!!!)", which was pretty bad-ass and cool, and then he got to be a cop on a TV show and sell lemonade and shit, the dude's got skills.

So anyway I'm thinking the answer is going to be the government stepping into the pimp business.

Like, a prostitute gets her whore license, and she gets, like, a parole officer, except the parole officer is a pimp, who makes her pay her taxes and get free healthcare and shit. And maybe if she's got kids the government pimp officer could hook her up with food stamps, that would be making government more efficient, which is a good thing.

But government never gets more efficient, so I bet the government would fuck up the pimp shit, because I don't think anyone has ever called a government worker 'gangsta'. At least not when they're meaning it right. Because a lot of government people like to think they're kinda gangsta, but Ice-T would definitely fuck their shit up, and then drop a dope-ass track about it.

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