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But maybe Kanye likes her to get colonics, I don't know.

Kim Kardashian talking about cleansing makes me think she's going start going on about how good it is to get a colonic, because she's known for her ass and shit. I had to look up 'colonic' to make sure I was using the right word: I mean, I could've just wrote 'enema', but enemas are, like, for old people in hospitals, colonics are for rich people worried about what is in their ass and shit.

And there was a lot of talk back in the day about Kim's sex-tape and whether she took it in the ass or not, a lot of people thought she did, and a lot of people said she didn't. Because you really can't tell from the video, you can only see her ass, not what's between her ass, and then it shows her face a lot, but you can't tell from her face if that's a 'I'm being fucked in the ass' face or just a 'I'm being fucked' face, because it seems like she might be on drugs, too.

And, like, I don't want to make it sound like Kim was on drugs if she wasn't on drugs, for the same reasons that I don't want to say she was fucked in the ass if you can't really tell that she was fucked in the ass, because then it's just rumors and shit.

But maybe Kanye likes her to get colonics, I don't know. Because that could mean he plans on fucking her in the ass, or it could just mean he's worried about her health and shit. Because you could want to fuck her in the ass and still be concerned about her health, he's like her husband and shit.

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